I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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