we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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