I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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