DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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