Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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