No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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