Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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