spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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