I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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