I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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