Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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