Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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