we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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