im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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