maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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