I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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