I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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