On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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