im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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