Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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