And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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