Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
do herpes really smell.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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