Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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