Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Randomize
