So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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