Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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