weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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