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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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