i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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