Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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