Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Blood and glitter go together right?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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