the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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