is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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