i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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