Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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