Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.