she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
my liver is dry heaving
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