Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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