i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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