is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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