It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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