She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
