I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
