ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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