so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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