Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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