i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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