great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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