I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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