So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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