Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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