You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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