I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Farmville is her only friend.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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