I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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