Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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