We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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