Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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