i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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